May
24
Gay marriage is a sin,
Tantamount to marring your kin.
I don’t care what you do in the bedroom,
or even in men’s public restrooms.
But don’t shove it in my face,
I find it an affront to the human race.
Sure, I might be on my third wife.
Only a matter of time before I ruin her life.
And I won’t pay child support,
They’ll have to drag me kicking and screaming to court.
Oh, and I’m sleeping with the maid,
She’s does the laundry, then I get laid.
But I’m clean in the eyes of the Lord most High,
Cause I’d never sleep with another guy.
