May
14
Dear Me at 12,
Contact lenses aren’t going to improve your luck with the ladies as much as you’d like. Maybe if you rethink the bowl cut.
Sincerely,
You
P.S. In about a year while you’re sitting in social studies you sneeze and fart at the same time. Everyone laughs at you for like ten minutes, including that miserable old bag who teaches the class. Just remember, eventually it’s going to be pretty low on your list of horrible embarrassing moments.
Dear Me at 14,
What did I tell you? Now that your mom caught you making love to the right sleeve of a windbreaker, that farting in the class thing doesn’t seem like such a big deal does it?
Sincerely,
You
P.S. This one stays near the top of your horrible embarrassing moments list.
